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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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Britney hand picks, sex friends

The American Government is very upset that Wikileaks has released thousands of sensitive documents relating to The USSR, Iraq, Saddam Hussein, Saudi Arabia, and covert operations around the world among other things.

Britney Spears is very upset that her Psychic has looked into her mind and is releasing thousands of personal incidents through out her career.

When these secrets are compared side by side, Britney Spears secrets are far more titillating than The American Governments secrets. Lets look at the tail of the tape.

The American Government encourages it's diplomats across the globe to pass on secrets to the State Department. Duh.

Britney Spears runs around her back yard naked as a Jay Bird.

The American Government says derogatory things about the leaders of other countries. Duh.

Britney Spears made sweet, lesbian love to one of her hottest girlfriends for hours on end.

The American Government bombs other countries and these countries claim the bombings as their own munitions. Duh.

Britney Spears has Ménage à trois's in her spare time.

The American Government discovered Saddam Hussein was banging his hot blonde nurse. Duh again.

Britney Spears was hand picking guys she wanted to bang back stage at her live performances.

I think the record is clear Britney Spears far more interesting than the American Government.


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