Spain - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Are Spain's teenage lefties brain-dead morons for publishing a voting video promoting simulated orgasm techniques?
Spoof News' man-in-the-polling-cubicle has investigated reported hand jobs linked to the Catatonia Young Socialist Movement.
Their 'jerking off in confined spaces' vid apparently gives useful tips for self-abuse in public places.
But it's been slow to catch on however because, quite frankly, politics and ballot casting just aren't that sexy.
"I can imagine a fascist old slag like Margaret Thatcher wetting her knickers at the thought of putting a great big bloody 'X" against General Franco's name, haha," Spoof writer queen mudder commented today.
"She may even have spontaneously climaxed at the mere mention of General Pinochet's name!
"But Catatonia reds under the bed would be a lot better off sticking to viagra and skunk if they really want to get their rocks off."
More as we get it.