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Saturday, 6 November 2010

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Enigmatic White House Middle East specialist Tim Osman received a new Osama Bin Laden video from a unknown source.

Osama Bin Laden who loves his space said in his latest video in retaliation to Terry Joneses threat to burn the Quran "I never liked Terry Jones.

All wannabe Jihadists, pyromaniacs and anyone with an IQ below the level of 10 should burn a copy of The Life of Brian" He says that they'll all be compensated with 99 (female) virgins coming out on DVD and Blu-ray next spring the same time he's coming out.

Hence the fact they're all still virgins.

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