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Topics: miners, chile

Sunday, 24 October 2010

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Beginning Third Week In Bed!

It appears that not only was Alberto Cabero glad to be pulled from the mine in Chile several days ago, he has been celebrating ever since...especially in bed.

After Alberto and his wife, Beatriz, stayed for awhile and were photographed and were given a considerable amount of money for them, Alberto hurried his Beatriz home as fast as he could.

"We got here and Alberto hugged all the children and then sent them to my mother's place for a month", stated Beatriz. "He then ran a bath, ate a lot of food and tore off all my clothes and told me to never ever turn out the bedroom light again."

"Except for quick trips for eating, using the bathroom and bathing we have been living in the bed for over two weeks."

The interviewer and translator asked if Alberto cared to talk but Beatriz stated that he was too tired and was asleep.

"If you are here when he awakens, I am not responsible for what you might see. See, under the cover I am completely naked and have been for over two weeks."

Beatriz stated that Alberto hasn't gained a pound but that she is probably pregnant seven times over.

"He came out of that capsule and found me and then I see that look in his eyes. It's still there."

Then, as Alberto awoke and looked at Beatriz and began grabbing her, we made a quick exit.

But not before we heard Beatriz yell, "Check back in two more weeks!"

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