Details have emerged today about a plane crash over the Congo. The sole survivor of the plane has told investigators about a 'stow away' croc escaped his confines and ran amuck on the small plane causing it to crash into a house.
Mr Morgan Fortunate of Congo said 'I was sitting all comfy like when this bloody great croc came past me heading for the cockpit. Intrigued I followed the croc and watched in amazement as it pushed aside the pilot and took control of the plane's flight!'
Asked how the croc was at flying the plane Morgan said: 'Shit, absolutely shit. He was all over the place flicking his tail and grinning like a mad fucker.'
He went on to explain how the croc wouldn't give up his seat despite pleadings from the pilot and passengers alike. 'Eventually the pilot accepted the fact the croc was going nowhere tried to offer advice about yaw and pitch saying to the croc 'Don't you even know the basics of flying a plane.'
'Eventually the croc roared what I thought sounded like 'Oh bolocks' at the pilot and plunged the plane towards the ground,' said Morgan.