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Monday, 20 September 2010

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Level 70 Prestige Ten soldier EatMyDust3 uses the Dread Tank against a Turret Gun, all whilst HillaryNo1 looks on.

Having spent four years guarding over the province, the British army is finally pulling out of an area of Afghanistan: effectively leaving the American soldiers alone to marshall this area.

However, we can exclusively reveal the true reason behind the recent development. Angry American Generals who complained about the over efficiency of British troops.

"Our squad clearly does not have the highest K.D. on the block. I'm just one away from getting an AC-130 and what happens? I get shot from behind by Della Russo!" the head of American affairs blasted as he threw his Xbox 360 controller down.

Outside, the slight tinkle of an ice cream van catches the attention of the over-eager ten year old. Leaving his friends to play the latest Modern Warfare game, we follow him as he offers these words.

"The British were always nicking the best guns. I've seen them have a nuke: three times. So we've banned them from the Afghan map. Simple! They're too good!"

It is thought that despite the ten year old's clear limitations, the war effort will soon be over. Recent moves to lower the conscription age have been backed by all of the ten year old General's friends.

In related news, American grades in the educational sector are down as kids complain they don't have time for homework. Is there a correlation? Or will the war steam out to a massive conclusion only seen on the Rust maps?

Either way, at least the youngest generation will be ready. Now to iron out the chav culture.

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