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Topics: Satan, Hell

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

image for Satan holds press conference - says, "Hell will freeze over."

Satan held a press conference today to tell the world he has had it with everyone talking about this or that would happen when Hell freezes over.

"You people are asking for more than you bargained for, soon we will see if it all comes true."

Satan was referring to his recent purchase of high-powered cooling machines.

"As soon as Hell freezes over, we will see if people are willing to hold up to their end of the deal," he announced.

It is not known, how long it will take Hell to freeze over, but most scientists have agreed that it would be a while.

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