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Wednesday, 16 July 2003

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Stanbourne mountain and someone who kept their promise

Shelley Bishop, 43, recently broke a promise to her nine year old niece by driving through a newly made tunnel at Stanbourne mountain, instead of 'coming round' it, as she had otherwise indicated.

Jean Simmons, Mrs. Bishop's niece is said to be devastated.

"She promised that she'd be coming round the mountain when she comes. But she didn't - she just took the tunnel like everyone else. I was really looking forward to watching her with her six white horses, mule-packing their way up and around the mountain. I think she's a lazy good-for-nuthing."

Mrs Bishop is said to be regretting her decision to use the tunnel, but apparently upon reaching the Simmons' house, she did sing 'Ay-ay-ippee'.

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