It's true! Research has proved beyond any reasonable doubt that sexy young Russian blonde women find aging, balding, pot-bellied has-been Western lotharios irresistibly sexy. It's a Russian thing - they want to live in the West and have lots of pot-bellied, baldy headed spectacle wearing children with a genetic propensity for cold lager, doner kebabs and Chelsea Football Club.
With loud shouting and the ability to administer the odd backhander as an added bonus.
Physical Education instructor, Oksana Gudenov 22, of Moscow told us:
"Is true. We Russian ladies love the Western male, with his cute beer belly, and his big Volvo Estate car. These men are irresistible to Russian woman. Fit athletic Russian woman can woo such a man in one month on internet, marry him, shag him to death with heart attack, inherit monies and move on to next one without make sweat. Can process four mens like this in one year. Is more lucrative than hawking mutton in Gorky Park. Yes?"
More as we get it.