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Saturday, 10 July 2010

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Oh me! Oh my! Oh Paul!

Well, Paul's done it yet again. He predicted Germany's win and he was spot on, or should I say 'tentacles' on.

Germany won and is in 3rd place in The World Cup, winning the bronze medal. The German team won't be TOO pleased, but one must admit...that is SOME octopus.

The final will be the 'final' test of Paul's true ability to predict outcomes of football games. Paul's picked Spain to win in the final against the Netherlands.

Paul's owners stand to make 'millions' from this sea creature if Spain does, indeed, WIN THE WORLD CUP.

Octopi will, no doubt, be much sought after 'pets'. People will be purchasing octopi all over the world.

People will be using these 'creatures' to predict winning Lotto numbers, winners of the Grand Prix, outcomes of Presidential elections and much, much more.

Octopi all over the world, will not be safe from this new 'fad'.

Governments, in countries worldwide, are meeting, as I type, in an effort to calm down the masses and figure out the demise of octopi worldwide.

It is thought that octopi farms will soon be a common sight in many civilized countries, as money-greedy people set up breeding stations to increase the number of octopi available for re-sale.

Scientists report that Paul's sperm will be much sought after and will be a rare and extremely valuable commodity within the next 7 days, especially if Spain DO win, as Paul has predicted.

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