A Kibbutz in Israel has been frying piggies for eating and this is a cardinal sin under Jewish law.
The Jews don't mind frying Palestinians with white phosphorus bombs but frying piggies for consumption, a major sin beyond belief.
Those who have been producing the pork for years say they haven't broken any fundamental Jewish law. The piggies are only fried for scientific reasons and the only reason they consume the meat is to test if it really is not kosher, impure and could eventually drive Jews to become mass-murderers (seems to be working?).
Years ago piggies lived a happy, fearless life in Israel but now the demand for their meat is growing rapidly due to an influx of East European Jews who tend to enjoy a trotter or two.
In fact bacon sandwiches, pork chops and spare ribs are in vogue in Tel Aviv and Israeli piggies have been seen dashing towards the Gaza Strip hoping to escape the slaughterhouse knives of Israeli BUTCHERS.
The piggies are hoping Palestinians will welcome them and show solidarity because they've also been on the end of Israeli "BUTCHERS KNIVES" many a time.
An Israeli VIP piggy called Kermit La Douce, could be heard squealing on the way to the slaughterhouse, "it just aint kosher is it!"
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