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Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Several people have claimed 'contact with aliens' this weekend. Reports from Hong Kong, Australia, Peru, Bangladesh, and Norway have been confirmed.

In each encounter, the aliens appeared in human form. They claimed to have come from the planet Litabomunder, and have come in response the their planets Governments change of policy, was aggression to pacifism.

It appears that years ago they had taken over the bodies and minds of certain human beings at birth, with the intention of them destroying the resistance of the earth's population, in readiness for the alien attack and take-over.

Since the Litabomunder Government's decision to change to a peaceful takeover, these visitors were charged with removing them back to Litabomunder for reprogramming.

They were asking the whereabouts of: G W Bush, T Blair, Gordon J Brown, the English football team, J Cameron, The Waltons, Bill Gates, B Obama, and Steven Seagal.

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