Olduvai Gorge - Famed paleontologist Richard Leakey has confirmed that the oldest recorded case of pornography has been confirmed to have taken place here in Africa. Leakey says the painting or cave art shows the unmistakable curves of a voluptuous female form.
Unlike other discoveries here that occurred due to meticulous step by step excavation over decades this discovery appeared to come out of the blue. The ancient pornography was discovered accidentally by writers for TheSpoof.com surfing the Internet late at night. The writers, no doubt sensing the value of their find, were reportedly reluctant to give up their discovery initially.
"It's a beaut In't" beamed Skoob 1999, spokesman for the writers. "Me wife used to say it's a time waster that computer, this'll shut her."
Leakey says this is the first confirmed account of a Cave Three Girl known to man.
"Cave Three Girl no doubt was a contemporary of Homo Erectus, we are just putting together the pieces of the puzzle."
While officially known as K240G palaeontologists have nicknamed the sensual painting Jenna from Brixton.
While written history was still eons later to come after Cave Three Girl palaeontologists speculate that Jenna would probably have enjoyed long walks, really long walks, as well as gathering and foraging.
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