Grand Mullah Haji Manboob in Syria has announced his findings after archaeologists suggested that the Prophet Mohammed talked with a lisp due to a cleft palate. Many feel he was born with the abnormality. Others suggest he had no actual palate at all since he would eat most anything!
According to ancient texts uncovered in the last 40 years, detailed writings prove differant than the esteemed scientist's findings....Mohammed never had a cleft palate, just a very large jaw that hung to his waist!
Known as the medical condition Mandibulia Maximus, early worshipers often threw nuts and dates at the Prophet as he sat on his ass hoping to partake of good luck in filling the yawning cavern.
The Grand mullah says the 'lisp' rumor also is false. Since the Prophet messaged followers by using moonbeams as a source of non-verbal communication.
"Wisping is not a accu-wate dezquiption of how the Prophwet sounded when communiquating."