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Wednesday, 26 May 2010

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One of North Korea's four missiles. (NOTE: The missile has been painted to resemble an American missile).

SEOUL, South Korea - The South Korean leader Lee Myung-Bak has responded to North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il's threat of kicking SK's ass by saying "Bring it on bitch!"

Myung-Bak who is usually a quiet, laid-back type of leader said that if North Korea thinks that they are going to intimidate his country just because they have five times more soldiers, sailors, marines, airman, and rickshaw drivers, then he has another think coming.

Myung-Bak said that his country may not have as many military personnel as the friggin country right above his but his country, which is called Lower Korea, in the newer South Korean geography books, has something that Upper Korea does not have.

When asked what that might be. The South Korea leader giggles and says that his country has over 7,000 boom booms. When asked what in the world boom booms are, he smiles, takes a sip from his 32-oz Saki tumbler and says, "boom booms are what the world refers to as missiles."

Myung-Bak said that his Agency of Central Intelligence (ACI) has informed him that North Korea only has four missiles.

He giggled some more and then said, "And it is my understanding that two of the missiles are missing the firing pins, one has a short in it's synchronized logistical deployment system containment box and the fourth one has rust build up on the warhead, which would probably mean that a double serving of pork and beans most likely has more fire power."

President Myung-Bak was asked if he has spoken to President Barack Obama. He replied that he had. When asked what they spoke about he answered that with all due respect, if was no one's freakin business.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: A quick call to my old amigo Larry King revealed that Myung-Bak and Brobama talked about the skyrocketing chopstick prices; the ever growing popularity of Rice-A-Roni in South Korean metropolitan urban cities such as Seoul, Inchon, Pusan, and Wonju; and Jon Gosselin's two inch winky.]

Myung-Bak was asked if he had asked the American president for assistance and he simply replied, "No. At the moment everything is fine, okey dokey, and hokey pokey."

SIDENOTE: President Obama was asked, as he sat at a D.C. McDonald's with daughters Malia and Sasha, if he planned on providing military aid to South Korea. The president put down his Big Mac and remarked, "Well it's kinda like dis. My good buddy Myung-Baky told me ta just hold off a little bit. He says dat he really and truly believes dat Lower Korea should be able ta kick Upper Korea's mother effen ass in about 48 hours. So, wiff him having said dat, I will be takin' me a wait and see approach."

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