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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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Afghanistan - (Tory Bora): Stung by Red Cross accusations about a 'prison within a prison' at Bagram air base Pentagon officials have said the 'real hidden jail' lies under 10 Downing Street, the UK seat of power.

Earlier today former inmates of the Parwan Detention Facility told UK reporters about a secret matrix of isolation cells run by the US military in disused Afghani air field hangars.

This has been strongly denied by American officials who have traced the report to counter-intelligence files hiding the British penitentiary labyrinth.

This houses senior ex-NATO top brass who warned about a criminal cover-up in the Enron collapse and the 9/11 World Trade-Off Center atrocity.

Their detention follows the discovery of a massive secret perverts cult run by renegade ex-KGB agents who now control $250 billion of stolen UK assets.

These have financed most of the last decade's global acts of terror, the election of P2 Lodge sleepers into the Vatican, the White House, the US Senate, the House of Representatives and every major top governmental orifice in the EU.

"An awful lot of these are related to the Ratzinger, Mosley, Mitford, Thatcher and Bush families," a security deep throat source commented.

Iran's President Ahmadinejad yesterday said the 'real Osama Bin Laden' is living in Washington - in the White House.

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