Written by Earl Grey
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Iran

Monday, 19 April 2010

image for Women Cause Earthquakes During Orgy With Iranian Cleric
They're not Iranian, but so what?

An Iranian cleric has boasted how women have caused earthquakes following orgies held at his Tehran apartment. Mohammad Ahmgoodinbed said "These scantily clad females can cause earthquakes. I only have to see a bit of thigh and there's no stopping me. We bang away all night. Sometimes we make the earth shake."

Women in the Islamic republic are supposed to follow strict clothing rules and be covered head to toe. However, younger women are flouting these rules. Only yesterday one woman's fingers were clearly seen and there have been cases of women daring to show their face in public.

Now, Ahmgoodinbed's revelations will shock Iranian society. To suggest that Iranian women might actually be sexual beings is bad enough. To claim that depraved orgies are taking place in Iranian society may be going too far.

Critics have slammed Ahmgoodinbed's allegations. Dr Ali Strokemahnobalot said "Allah will punish this fornicator for his wild claims. Women are for keeping as servants. Orgies are a sign of the infidel."

Make Earl Grey's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 5?

5 15 25 20

Go to top