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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Martin's nascent gayness took 38 years to emerge from its shy cocoon

New York - (Men Nudo): "Magnificent body! Gave me goosebumps all night long all over my own stonking pelotas," Martin commented today.

Speaking in his fist official interview since coming out on Monday singer Ricky Martin told celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag how after 38 years his own nascent gay masculinity emerged from its shy hetero cockoon (sic):

"Nadal and Shakira? It was spooky! Just like me and Christina Aguilera in our own hot 'n' horny 'Nobody Wants to Be Lonely' promo vid.

"But boy, did their Gypsy performance play havoc with my pájaro!

"Cual es tu pinche pedo? I asked myself, overcome by the strange desires coursing through my veins.

"And then it came to me! At night. And in a dream...

"I am the man Nadal could be - should be! - if he wasn't so busy dancing round a tennis court in those cute little shorts of his, cajoling New Balls Please! from those gorgeous Wimbledon ball boys!"

Martin, 38, also described how his 14 year romantic relationship with Mexican TV host Rebecca de Alba spearheaded his foray into fatherhood, cumlimating with the August 2008 surrogate birth of his twin boys Matteo and Valentino.

"It made me realise manhood's precious. It made me want to tie the knot. But with who I hear you ask?

"You'll just have to wait and see when my own take on the YMCA! classic comes out next month!"

Andy Murray is 23.

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