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Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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Playboy TV target new audiences and the kiddies love it, mums and dads too!

Playboy TV, adult channel and porn experts are attempting to target new audiences, kiddies channels in the US and eventually, the rest of the world.

They have tested the US response by sending out preview clips on two kiddies channels and the response was overwhelming, the KIDS loved it!

As for the parents, well, not quite, they thought it was taking away some of their own evening pleasures when their "kiddie winkles" are tucked up and fast asleep in dreamland (but what are they dreaming about??).

The Kids favourite bits of the preview clips were:

"Naughty Noras housewife chores with the plumber, electrician and gasman dressed in a gasmask and nothing else, "COOL" the kids said!

Also they loved pantieless Lusty, Raunchy, Cowgirls in mini-skirts and nothing else riding their stallions and giving it the whip, YEAAHH!

The kids thought this was especially exciting as they've been starved of good cowboy films since John Wayne died!

Playboy TV are planning launching similair previews in England and Germany (synchronised) and instead of the TELLYTUBBIES and THOMAS the TANK ENGINE the Kids will be seeing "THE BELLYBOOBIES" swinging it and THOMAS the WANK ENGINE steaming it up with LUSTY LISA the LOCOMOTIVE and her RED HOT PISTONS!

Your never too young to start learning say Playboy!

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