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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

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"Soft Core" is out, the Spoof is going "hardcore" and the Spoof writers can't wait!

After being initially rejected way back when the internet powers that be, ICANN, have decided to launch an adult only domain.

The Spoof and its writers have already applied for a slot on the "PORN DOMAIN" feeling that half of the stuff written here is PORN anyway, so why not go the "FULL MONTY"!

Chief Porn Spoof spokesman, Colonel "Randy" Juan, gave the following statement:

"Spoofers have been waiting for this opportunity to CUM along and now it's about to happen, HALLELUJAH! No more SUBO, Cheryl Cole, Jordan, Bizarre bullshit, now the Spoof will really PENETRATE, go DEEP THROAT enter from all angles, a PORNO SPOOF, EUREKA!"

Here are several writers chumping at the bit waiting to get their first SEXPLICIT SPOOFS PUBLISHED:

SKOOB99 = expert on pussy stroking and superior feline licker.

Jesus Buddha = expert on every angle including anal, S&M, kinky rubbers and latex nappies with a biscuit for tea!

Jaggedone = PHD in left-hand wanking, science degree in dildo freedom and giving blow-job lessons to thick-lipped beauties!

EX-porno star and now star Spoofer, Colonel Juan = loves silicone, rubber and a whip or two.

Lynton = nerd Spoofer into more intellectual porn, i.e. sucking Siamese pussies (very intelligent cats), Kama Sutra and a 1000 ways to cum, upside down!

Monkey Woods = Bangkok Special, Girl/Boys?, Thai massages with big toe penetrations!

The Spoof can't wait and the new Spoof sex adult only site will be called:

WWW.spoofersguidetotheultimateejaculationexperience.CUM!

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