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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

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T J Hacker the Worlds Greatest Hacker, has hacked into top secret Government files, about the Roswell incident, the flying saucer crash that happened near Roswell New Mexico in July 1947.

The newspaper The Roswell Daily Record, even had the story as its main banner headline RAAF CAPTURES FLYING SAUCER ON RANCH IN ROSWELL REGION. The paper later had to retract the story after a government cover up claimed it was a weather balloon.

Top Secret Government files detail that two aliens were dead at the scene, one died a short time later but one alien did survive and was held prisoner for two years until it also died. The aliens were grey in colour between 3-4 feet in height with large opaque creepy looking eyes.

Recovered alien technology was investigated by scientists and in what is termed reverse engineering, scientists were able to use the technology to make some of our modern inventions like the mobile phone, microchips for computers that has allowed humans to have laptops.

There is even more sensational news apparently there is a power source which means we do not need oil but this has been suppressed as people in power make millions from oil
including oil magnets, bankers and the corrupt politicians, they associate with.

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