La Paz - (Pasta La Fista): Dozens of brazilianed Bolivian waitresses working at the annual Spoof writers conference this week are believed to have 'gone commando' following new hygiene requirements.
Shop steward Ms Juanita Colon said that catering to the Spoof crew's tastes in hot and steamy sub-tropical atmospheric conditions necessitated plenty of air circulation in various relevant nooks and crannies.
"Eez filthy lot, no?" Ms Colon enquired as the air in the auditorium turned blue during a keynote address by a convention delegate.
Fellow waitress Ms Conception Nadal said her French Maid's outfit seemed a bit skimpy all thongs (sic) considered.
"But eez patriotic duty to show best credentials at optimum angle," she added, winking broadly from an organ not usually associated with ocular vision.
Conference chair Colonel Juan said he hoped the caterers would stick around at the summit end and avail themselves of any erections going spare.
"Bloody cheek!" Ms Consuelo Pinochet retorted loudly, slapping the Colonel with a side of slightly rancid raw haddock that just happened to be available for combat porpoises.
Gloria Estefan is six foot four.
With special thanks to Jalapenoman