Barcelona - (Hot Ass Mess): She's 33, he's 23 and they're virtually shagging on her latest vid Gypsy.

And what's more they're both in serious love relationships - with other people - when not mesmerised by eachother's heady pheromones.

On a screen set against an enigmatic backdrop of a rock - or maybe a metaphoric hard place! - sultry Latin lover Nadal cradles a mostly naked blonde Shakira.

No prizes for guessing what that 'hard place' might just be!

A million miles away in Argentina is Shakira's long-term boyfriend Antonio de la Rua, son of former Argentinian President Fernando de la Rúa.

37 years old, slightly chubby-faced, he's sorta post neanderthal-looking in a Fred Flintstone kinda way.

And somewhere in Majorca slim 22 year-old brunette Maria Francisca Perello waits at home for her athletic hunk Nadal.

Blissfully detached from the high octane foreplay of Shakira's latest video, her wholesome girl-next-door appeal isn't that unalluring.

Nadal, however, looks like a man bewitched, viagra-eyes dark with lust and naked desire.

"We're just good friends, Shakira and I!" is all the paps are ever told.

Gypsy is released to the public early next week.