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Monday, 8 February 2010

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The Fort Knox treasures were kept safe, and Pussy's treasures are still in use.

Pussy Galore, the former aide to criminal mastermind Auric Goldfinger, has revealed that she is no longer Boobies Galore also. The former buxom pilot admitted to having breast reduction surgery in her old age.

After Galore switched sides to help British Agent James Bond defeat her old boss and save the gold at Fort Knox, Pussy became famous as a stripper and magazine cover (and centerfold) girl due to her obvious charms.

These days, the retired Galore still entertains men from her home in the Mt. Cedars Retirement Home. She says that Viagra has helped keep her popular with the boys, even after 45 years since she became famous.

"I had the boob job since they were hanging down below my crotch and kept getting in the way of my namesake. On those rare occasions when I do walk, it sure does make my back feel better/"

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