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Topics: Terrorism, Taliban

Thursday, 28 January 2010

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Smiling Taliban soldier spending his new wages in Kabul, what a load of "RABBIT"!

With a brand new strategy to end the war in Afghanistan world leaders have decided that instead of fighting the Taliban they should pay them for their services (what?).

This grand idea was devised by the non-corrupt (cough, cough) President Karzai of Afghanistan and presented to world leaders at a luxury banquet (cough, cough) after stopping off at the luxury Seychelle islands for a quick 6* holiday (cough, cough).

World leaders think it's a grand idea and asked how much should the Taliban earn before tax deductions.

They are hoping that if they pay the Taliban rebels enough they will stop fighting and join the rest of the human race (hope is eternal, cough, cough!).

Well world leaders Jaggedone has news for you, it aint gonna work!

The Taliban will do one thing with their wages, buy new weapons and mopeds, guess why, because they f*****g hate you all and the "GREAT ONE" told them too!

As for our non-corrupt President Karzai, on the way back to Kabul he has promised the Seychelles to pop in once more, and they cant wait, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, (cough, cough!).

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