From over the Spiritual Jet Stream, we are now informed that Pope Benedict Arnold XVI (aka Double Agent # 16) made a historic visit to a Synagogue in Rome yesterday and never came out. What did ultimately emerge from the Jewish Temple was a newly minted Rabbi - Rabbi Joseph "the Rat" Ratzinger.
As incredulous as it may seem, the Pope has converted to Judaism, killing the Christian concept in one deft blow like Mike Tyson whacking a Great White Dope in the 1980's. Catholics from around the world are dropping dead or are rioting in the streets and many have been seen in soulless chants associated with voodoo and zombie traditions.
Cheech and Chong, Astronauts at the International Space Station say Italy can be seen "Up in Smoke" and flames can are visible from "way high" while Dr. Peter Venkman from TSA Institute says released demons from special holding cells beneath the Vatican are making Ghost Busters look like a mere GOP Convention.
It now appears that the entirety of the Vatican Empire has suddenly caught on fire, and presumably disappeared into the depths of an inner black hole only the Reverend Pat Robertson and Christian Drum Major Sarah Palin can access, and neither are making any deals at the moment.
No one knows whether mankind can exist, let alone recover from the blackest day in Christian history, but one thing is certain, and that is the number of law suits that will ensue over the former religion's financial empire. Foaming at the mouth lawyers are lining up at clerks' offices around the world, alleging everything from Jesus' Will to Pedophile Endowment Trusts formed under various Popes dating back to the first one appointed by General Constantine. (or perhaps he appointed himself as "Pope Pagan I") Under any circumstances, Rabbi Ratzinger is expected to testify as an expert witness in every one of the thousands of trials, which according to experts, may take as long as the sun has left before going super nova.
Reporting from the Edge of Western Thought with assistance from Cheech and Chong,