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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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Haiti land of the Zombies

A major earthquake in Haiti has caused the deaths of hundreds of people there are also reports of thousands buried in the rubble. Its the strongest earthquake to hit Haiti since 1770.

A voodoo master Dr De Prince has claimed that this earthquake is the result of to many Voodoo spells being cast in Haiti which has upset the gods so much that they have brought their wrath down on the people.

Haiti is also the land of the zombies the walking dead where people have been cursed by a voodoo spell that makes them appear dead and after being buried they rise again and walk around with a glazed look in their eyes.

The only other place where you see this look is in Glasgow at a general election when thousands of zombies go out to vote Labour.

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