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Thursday, 7 January 2010

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The McBriars Pre Fame And Celebrity.

Jubilant scenes here at the foot of the roof of the world as not one, but two sets of conjoined twins made history by becoming the first conjoined twins to summit Mount Everest and return safely to Base Camp.

Married conjoined couples, Mary and Terry McBriar, and Percival and Buck Pissgums held an impromptu press conference around a blazing campfire.

"Wow," Mary McBriar gasped. "That was some adventure. I think I speak for all of us when I say that the Khumbu Icefall was the hardest part. We had to walk across deep crevasses on aluminium ladders strung across the gaps. That's a tough call when you're a conjoined twin."

"I disagree," Terry chipped in. "The most traumatic part was the Pissgums farting in the tent on the South Col at Camp Four. That really stunk."

At which point a scuffle broke out between the Pissgum twins and their wives. However, order was quickly restored by brave Sherpa, Singalongsong who stepped in to keep the quarrelling conjoined twins apart.

"You two can talk!" Buck Pissgums argued. "When we got to the Hillary Step, you two held everybody up when you started twatting on about shopping! For God's sake!"

"Yeah!...Erm...Yeah! That's right!" Percival Pissgums added supportively. "And then when we planted the damned flag on the summit, you two started in on how tatty it was!"

"Well it was!" Terry McBriar argued.

"And you took a dump up there," Mary added.

"Hey, when you gotta go ya gotta go," the Pissgum twins harmonised.

There were further revelations regarding arse-wiping on prayer flags, theft of supplementary oxygen bottles, and the deliberate sabotage of a rival Japanese climbing team.

When asked what the key to their eventual success in reaching the roof of the world was, the four replied:

"TEAMWORK!"

More mountaineering mayhem as we get it.

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