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Saturday, 2 January 2010

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Normal After Dinner Fixins for Muslim Revenger

The Denmark Attack League is reporting that Kurt Westergard, the famous cartoonist who portrayed the Profit Muhammed for what all religious deities are........was almost cut up and turned into evening Bar-B-Q material by a Muslim revenger.

Jacob Scharfsnickle, head of the DAL Intelligence Service said the Somali had "axes and blades for cutting all parts of the human carcass" and that "he was hell bent on dinner for one of an unusual nature."

Officials said the foiled attacker had "blood and guts" connections with the terrorist group A-Shishki-Bob and is known to have been a cannibal prior to becoming a radical.

Westergard, who was not at home during the incident laughed while stating he was "glad" the perpetrator was apprehended and that "Muhammad certainly got butt slapped on that poorly planned caper."

Kurt was seen under heavy private security escort after the news conference.


Reporting from Copenhagen,

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