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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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Scott Peterson is the victim of a hardened black convict who provides him with protection on Death Row in California's notorious San Quentin prison. In a gripping exclusive, Peterson's lover tells all.

Scott Peterson's lover is a 6-foot black man who is well endowed and is extremely muscular. The attacker says that he chose Peterson because he had fair skin and looked like Kate Moss.

His attacker says, "It's hard to be locked up in prison without a woman and knowing death row will end up killing you.' 'You lose all sense of morality and you don't give a shit what you do to a white man that looks as good as your favorite blond supermodel.'"

Peterson's attacker says he used Peterson as a woman over 567 times in all sorts of places. He says that Peterson is feeling twelve inches of hard black power in his white rear.

His attacker says, "Nobody on the outside cares what happens to a fine ass white boy like Peterson.' 'Hell they all gay and they jack off to prison stories like Peterson's."

His attacker claims that the first time he took Peterson was in the shower. He said Peterson was so scared he just gave it up. He said he cracked Peterson the first time he took him and blood was all over his white ass.

His attacker says that Peterson complained to the white guards who laughed and told Peterson that it made no difference since the crematory was going to turn Peterson's butthole into ashes when it was his time to go.

The attacker further said that black men are King in prison and Peterson killed a baby which makes him prime white flesh for those that are hungry for a white woman. He said that Peterson's ass is so loose that he can't fart no more and he can't feel shit coming out his white anus.

Racist skinheads on the outside are blaming the white governing athorities for sacrificing white men to a black death in prison.

Skinheads in a compassionate plea are asking for prison reform where blacks, Hispanics, Asians and Whites are placed in separate prisons just like men and women are placed in separate prisons. The current prisons could be used and prisoners could be transferred to their assigned prisons.

"Someone has to speak for humanity.", said the leader of the skinhead association.

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