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Friday, 27 November 2009

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The Shocking Effects of FALS - it's your fault, you evil bastards

For years, scientist warned of the effects of increased GHG (Greenhouse Guff) on the climate of the planet. Increased temperature caused by melted ozone layers would kill us all and spell doom.

Then they realised that some places were getting colder, Saudi Arabia a few years ago was covered in snow for the first time in recorded history. So they changed the name from 'Global Warming' to 'Climate Change'

Now they've realised that the climate isn't changing more than expected, scientists have now renamed the phenomenon 'Feeling A Little Shitty' (FALS).

"We can now explain why the weather changes, people get upset and the real reason pensioners die. It's because of FALS and human thought output. For as long as people think, we're doomed"

FALS research scientists have received more government funding than cancer and AIDS research, and were recently seen driving around Las Vegas in sports cars giving 'V-signals' to reporters.

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