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Sunday, 22 November 2009

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Egyptian planes bomb footy stadiums in Algeria, Mubarek Fatwah's all Algerians!

This message sent by Reuterus to the UN was published today and Egyptian troops are now gathering off of the Algerian coastal border ready to attack the Algerian capital Algiers.

The reason for this conflict is a football game played between them, fanatical fans stoned each other, the players and officials.

Egyptian President Mubarek told the world, "we Egyptians do not tolerate losing, being insulted and hate all Algerians!"

Meanwhile FIFA President Michel Platini has begged Mubarek not to attack Algeria just because of a stupid football game, Mubarek answered,

"Platini you are the son of a hyena and your mother was a venomous scorpion, you have no right to tell Egyptians what to do especially when your "Sons of dogs" (The French National soccer team) especially Thierry Henry, cheated their way to the World Cup finals."

Mubarek placed a Fatwah on Platinis head whilst the UN have asked Israel not to get involved, "it could get out of hand!"

Meanwhile Libyan ex-terrorist President Ghaddafi has offered to mediate between the 2 and Mubarek told him to stuff himself.

Libyan terrorists just attacked Egyptian aeroplanes flying above libya.

FIFA has asked English Hooligans to go and sort the dopey bastards out!

Always the same, it's always is left to the Brits to sort out the Global problems!!

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