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Monday, 26 October 2009

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A contemplative Connie after the 'incident'

Daniel Smith got more than he bargained for when he persuaded female co worker Connie Suckhimer (pictured right) to give him a blow job.

The hapless Daniel had mistakenly assumed Connie was acquainted with the fact that in this context 'blow' does actually mean 'suck'!

This however was not the case and Connie who plays trombone in the City Orchestra had no previous experience in that particular courting ritual.

As a consequence when presented with Daniel's John Thomas, Connie embarked on a particularly enthusiastic rendition of Henry Purcell's 'Trumpet Voluntary' a piece written by Purcell especially for the organ

Unfortunately at the third crescendo Daniels 'beef bayonet' gave in and exploded.

On being discharged from hospital a contrite Daniel returned to his Baisingstoke bedsit to convalesce and sell his redundant selection of condoms on ebay.

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