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Sunday, 4 October 2009

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"Chamone" Polanski Stage Play Set to Debut in Thailand during Christmas!

Pattya,Thailand/ Jomtien Beach Literary Arts News - Roman Polanski, with nothing but time on his hands while he awaits to be freed from a Swiss jail for a 31 year old US rape conviction, announced today his long awaited Theater Presentation of "Chamone', the story of a virtual internet charmer that met with media hysteria from hordes of '50 something' sexually repressed men.

Mr. Polanski's international agent, M. Woods, himself a resident and mover and shaker in the ever popular sex trade industry located in the lovely seaside resort of Pattya on scenic Jomtien Beach, said casting will begin next week, with an opening scheduled for December to coincide with the Christmas Holidays when many white Christian Males are looking for a little something to put their stockings into.

The enigma, known on the net as "Chamone' was a clever concoction created by at least two anonymous writers grown weary with covering everyday news for the main stream media. Theories abound, with some saying there was only one writer, while he had an accomplice who was responsible for hyping the character and causing 'her' meteoric rise on the world's search engines.

Cast as a pre pubescent and modern day 'Lolita', Chamone appeared on line as a well developed young girl with a tantalizing rack, luscious pouting lips, and provocative double entendres while communicating on line.

One insider said the creator of Chamone was definitely male, while all the while harboring guilty thoughts of living her lusty life of teasing, tantalizing and taunting her growing fan club of bored, burned out males addicted to their computers and the world wide web.

Polanski, no stranger to 'young love' according to court documents, has allegedly been know for being a 'sponsor' of young star struck girls, and even though convicted for a variety of 'crimes against nature' is being supported by many in France, Greece, as well as Hollywood, California.

As late as last week Hollywood Heart Throb Whoopee Goldberg defended Polanski on a daytime show saying "What Roman did, wasn't Rape-Rape and he should be left alone and free to pursue his livelihood.

Former President Clinton paused while clipping the end off a 12" Havana, fingering it suggestively and said, "Well, you know, it depends of what you mean by 'Rape-Rape'...it certainly isn't 'sodomy-sodomy...!"

Late night talk show host David Letterman concurred, " Hey, the guy digs young chics....I can relate to that, but of course I wouldn't announce anything like that on air.....!"

Oprah Winfrey, just back from her failed bid to support the Obama's Chicago Olympic Bid, also supported Polanski. "I had the same kind of trouble in the African School I funded where it was alleged that the young girls were getting taken advantage of....hey, sex is sex, age has nothing to do with it when you really need a little!"

Barney Frank, House Banking Chairman was also kind of supportive saying, "Hey, I've been on his show...he is anally compulsive..." before being reminded the conversation revolved around Polanski and not "Dirty Dave".

"I see no difference there," the openly gay congressman quipped before mincing off to authorize a stimulus of one kind or another.

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