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Thursday, 24 September 2009

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Rain Makes Brits Miserable. As Do Cold Dark Mornings.

The organisers of National Breast Appreciation Day have been slammed by their British counterparts for declaring the September 28th day of recognition on a Monday.

"It's a Monday for God's sake!" British postal worker Johnny Letters told us. "Not only that, but it's getting cold over here, and the ladies are wrapping their baps up in winter woolies by September. It's going to be a bit of a damp squib over here, let me tell you. The organisers should at least have given the timing a little thought."

Organiser Hal A P Newman responded angrily to the charge when we spoke to him.

"The weather's fine where I am," he told us. "And it's sunny in most of Europe too. Trust a frickin' Brit to start complaining. We arranged the date especially to suit the frickin' Brits so it wouldn't interfere with their infernal soccerball championships. There's just no pleasing some people. Most Brits are travelling on the wrong bus anyway. Screw the lot of 'em. Ungrateful bastards!"

Strong words indeed.

Another strong word when we get it.

(From an original concept by the one and only J-Man)

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