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Friday, 18 September 2009

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After a lengthy report today by the World Health Association that claim that coke causes many major health issues, especially with younger people, the chairman of Cokeapep, the huge world wide drinks manufacturer rejected the report emphatically.

Reading from a prepared statement with reporters from all the major TV stations present, Sir Fatcat said:

"It is absolutely ridicules to suggest that coke, loved by millions around the world, is the cause of any type of health problems. I have a line before meetings and far from making me ill, I find myself very confident and on a right old buzz."

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