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Topics: Pornography

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

image for Hardcore Porno industry being "Milked" by renowned global conglomerates, very Spunky!
Paris Hilton flashing it and Cashing it!

After last night's investigation by the BBC into who earns the most from global hardcore pornography, Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) decided to investigate himself into the wheelings and dealings by global, renowned companies cashing in on the adult "Dicks and Pussy" business!

The "Beeb" after tapping many spoofs written by certain sex craved writers sponsored by V*d*p*o*e, decided to investigate the facts that spoofers had divulged many years ago and shock, horror, have now opened a can of worms as big as a steamy, hot, bunking Porno Bitche's "Fanny".

Cashing in billions on hot pornos being sent via Hotel rooms, mobile telephones, pay TV and naturally the internet, etc. top global conglomerates are earning billions from the very "sticky" porn industry.

Jaggedone decided to send one of his own intrepid CIA reporters to investigate from close "shooting" range:

At a "CUM" shoot in downtown LA, intrepid and very horny CIA reporter, "Thickdick Kneejob" observed while CUM sucking specialist, "The Sticky Virgin Mary" alias Penelope was sucking the shit out of "El Massivo Sorecunt-Guaranteed" alias Jeb!

The live, steamy and very sticky images were being relayed directly into the Paris Hilton's worldwide hotels, via V*d*p*o*e satellite, further onto the Internet via Google and Yahoo, redirected to global mobiles via Orange, Tel*cum, T-mobile, etc, etc!

CIA reporter "Thickdick" attempted to get a closer look, crept up to the happy pair and was about to photograph the sordid affair when a blaze of sticky, white fluid bulleted him right between the eyes!

Blinded by the "Cum Shot" he fled to the nearest bog but just managed to relay the greasy, perv, director of the shoot wanking himself to death because V*d*p*o*e had just bought the hot shot, lock stock and very wet "Deep Barreled Throat" for a cool couple o hundred "Very Big Ones"!!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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