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Monday, 24 August 2009

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A higher power has rewarded Al-Megrahi with a Libyan gaming licence

Tripoli - (Scott-free Mess): Freed Lockerbie bomber AbdelBasset Ali al-Megrahi has opened a Vegas-style strip club-cum-casino in the Libyan presidential palace just days after legging it from Scotland.

So thrilled was Colonel Gaddafi at al-Megrahi's spectacular PR coup that her personally signed over a franchise to run the country's highest honor, er...second biggest national industry - a casino licence for visitng naturists.

"It's what a compassionate Scottish higher power would have wanted," Gaddafi told slightly nervous religious wingnuts in his cabinet.

Al-Megrahi's miraculous recovery from the jaws of the Scottish grim bum-reaper has been seen as a Ramadan omen.

He has been showered with gold watches, Rolls Royce motors, diamond jewellery and countless biopic movie deals.

And JK Rowling has now vowed to have his baby.

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