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Topics: Russia, NHS, Nigeria

Monday, 17 August 2009

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Arctic Sea is boarded by the evil NHS

The crew of the recently found carrier Arctic Sea finally were able to tell the world what happened to the ship and how it disappeared.

It was first boarded in Swedish waters by men in masks pretending to be police. It was plausible because everyone was blond. However after they took their masks off, they turned out to be blond alien females which subjected the crew to extensive sexual experiments. The aliens got off the ship when the sailors were so exhausted they couldn't perform any more.

The crew members were extremely worried that they contracted sexually transmitted deseases and expressed concern when making radio contact with Dover(UK). At this point they were boarded by NHS (UK's National Health Service) and subjected to the horrific experience of socialised healthcare.

The only way to get rid of NHS was to turn the transponder off. At this point they've got an email from Nigeria telling them that they all won huge sums of money in Nigerian 419 lottery. Naturally this money would provide individual healthcare plans for everyone and they diverted the ship to West Africa, where a Russian submarine found them.

Hollywood is preparing to make a movie about this incredible journey.

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