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Sunday, 12 July 2009

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Medium Angela Crook from New York claims that she has been in touch with the spirit of Michael Jackson. She claims there was a Seance at her New York apartment on Friday 10th July 2009 and that she made contact with the spirit of Michael Jackson.

All people present at the seance are convinced that Mrs Crook did contact Jacksons spirit. When asked what message Michael had for the world Mrs Crook advised that Michael was on a lot of different drugs because he took the advice of Doctors. He did not realise the dangers of taking so many as they were prescribed for him by professionals.

He is absolutely furious however that not enough was done to get his body sent to the Cryonics Center before the deadline for Cryogenic Freezing. It was his intention to return to his body in the future but this is no longer a possibility because his so called friends did not carry out his instructions that were to be carried out should anything happen to him.

The body must be Cryogenically frozen shortly after death otherwise there is no chance of preservation of the brain and internal organs.

Mrs Crook says she is hopeful of contacting the spirit of Jackson at future seances.

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