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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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L'Aquila, Italy - Crystal Defanti, the American school teacher who unwittingly included her own personal sex tape in a DVD she gave to her students, will make an appearance at the G8 summit in Italy. She is a guest of Prime Minister Berlusconi, noted for his wild sex orgies and his ability to attract young women to congregate at the drop of a hat in little or no attire.

Ms. Defanti will be accompanied by a dozen other California blonde ladies, all of whom are teachers in the public school system in California. When asked why there were so many pretty blond women in the public school system in California, Ms.Defanti admitted that all were hand picked by Governor Arnold Schwarzenneger.

"The Governor is really 'hands-on' when it comes to the development of civil employees," said Ms. Defanti. "In fact most of us have at one time or another been to the Governor's mansion. It's a rite of passage to many."

Despite the honourable intentions of the Governor, it appears he may have ulterior motives. Due to the perilous finances in the public sector in California, it is believed that the girls are being used to lure fat cat Italian businessmen into setting up shop in California.

Said one trade representative, "These girls are being used to lure fat cat businessmen to California. I think the government hopes they'll set up call centers in California but some of these men just want to expand their adult internet chat room empires. It's all very unseemly."

Ms. Defanti disagrees. "I think it has to do more with the fact that Arnold sees another guy, Burlesconi, with a good thing going and he wants to be a part of the scene. There's nothing wrong with that. I think the Italians call it 'Quid Pro Quo or something...I dunno."

Critics of Crystal Defanti's trip were quick to point out that it was all made possible from funds mysteriously diverted from the 'Bush Stimulus Package'.

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