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Monday, 29 June 2009

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Swine Flu (also called swine flu, hog flu, pig flu , Potbelly Hog flu, Police flu and the heaving shits) is an infection of a host animal by any one of several specific types of microscopic organisms called "swine influenza virus" by those who like confusing people. In 2009 the media labeled as "swine flu" flu caused by 2009's new strain of swine-or hog or police origin A/H1N1 pandemic virus just as it had earlier dubbed as "avian flu" flu caused by the flu bug recent Asian-linage HPAI (High Pathogenic Avian Influenza)(See confusing people) H5N1 strain that is still at it's endemic stage in many wild bird or wild goose species in several countries.

A mixture of any of these, especially with the Swine Flu, can create what is called a B1N-G0!, and you die.

That mixture is getting closer, some scientists think, as it has merged with the Monkey Pox.

In the condition of Monkey Pox, the victim often will twirl around and hold out a little cup for change at the least sound of music.

"The main trouble with the mixing with the Monkey Pox", stated Doctor First Class Charles Gumby III, "is that the victim who gets both, will not only get the shits from the Swine Flu but with the Monkey Pox, often hurl it at people who will most certainly get it themselves if not cleaned immediately, then hurl their own feces at others..an epidemic."

"Just imagine a world like that of a Three Stooges Pie Fight only with shit. Who could live in a world like that?"

The national health service in most countries has warned their citizens to report anyone coming up to you with a cup held out for change, which is the first stage.

Also, beware of what he has in his other hand.

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