LATVIA, EUROPE --- A massive blow to human morale is what the new EU President Jose Durao Barroso said after it was announced that bear shit was found outside the designated lines for woodlands in Europe. A startled janitor observed the bear relieving himself in a restroom. The discovery has massive implications for everyone in the world. Millions of people have lived and died by the sarcastic tagline, "Yeah does a bear shit in the woods", but it now emerges that a bear does not shit in the woods after the grim discovery outside Stoolfree Woods in Latvia.
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