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Monday, 4 May 2009

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Cheney is said to be raising an army of vengeful clones despite his opposition to stem cell research

FBI and CIA investigators have discovered huge vats of swine flu virus in the still undisclosed hiding place/ office of former VP Dick Cheney. Agency psychologists have disclosed information that identifies Cheney as the kind of bitter old man who would try and create a pandemic.

Cheney's masterminding of the feebleminded George W Bush's Presidency has been widely recognized as a miserable failure. Barack Obama, Cheney's ideological oppositer is enjoying tremendous support and admiration despite the multiple wrenches he and W threw into domestic and international politics.

Cheney, agency experts believe, is a kind od Unabomber, motivated by jealousy and humiliation and swine flu is his most recent way of shooting an unappreciative world in the face.

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