There has been a flurry of posts on the official Obama web site recently about his exponential skills in the use of IT.
Using the new OOble feature called OOble Map Track, which allows OoBama to perform reverse lookup searches on any global human settlement. Obama's results page displays a pretty little resident icon beside the name of the owner of any settlement location he plugs into his OOble search box!
The address of the owner of the residency is displayed with their name, and beside the "address" appears a link that links him to a Pentagon Map which provides him with a detailed, precise and accurate direction that allows him to send a mini cruise missile directly to their home, at the push of a button on his lap top!
In a statement by a White House mole - "The only way to make Obama's results more invasive would be to include any known email addresses, internet surfing logs, routing connections, mobile phone transmissions right beside the settlement or street address in question".
The Mole adds "In fact, the popular new book for Internet geeks, called OOble Hacks, from Mac Brains, offers tips on how to use the feature to refine searches further if an individual knows the county or town of the person they're searching for so they could literally "Bomb Their Neighbour at Will"!
Fortunately OOble have made it painlessly simple to opt out of the listing and promise removal within 365 days. And finally, they provide a snail mail address that allows PC users to opt out of the listing by postal mail if they like.
OOble Bomb Listing Removal
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along with a warning: "If you're white - forget it!"