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Topics: Mexico, Pig, swine flu

Sunday, 26 April 2009

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He looks the sort!

Health experts in Mexico are tonight preparing to carry out an autopsy on a pig that is thought to have died from the deadly strain of Swine Flu.

The sow, a scrawny-looking animal called Rosy, was discovered this morning by her owner, who was keen to point out that he had never had sex with her.

The man, who runs a farm about 50 miles from Mexico City, told officials that his pig had seemed fine two nights ago, but had looked a bit run-down last night, just before bedtime.

Doctors from the Mexican Institute for Pig Illness, have said that the virus appears to be the widely-known P19-1uv strain, for which there is no cure.

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