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Friday, 3 April 2009

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Taleban tossers in for a rude awakening

Swat Valley, Pakistan - (Ritually Sordid Ass Mess): A depraved video showing moronic Afghani men flogging a 17 year old girl was branded 'harmless S&M porn' by Taleban warlords today.

The footage was immediately posted on a wholesome radical fun-da-mentalist webshite - downloadable for $50 a pop - and in the first hour took more $$$s than this year's entire Afghani opium harvest.

The filthy perverts who performed the ritual flogging were immediately lauded as pious martyrs by all the menfolk of their village in Swat Province on the Pakistan-Afghanistan border.

But divine retribution may be on its way for the perpetrators of the atrocity in the form of the 17 year-old girl's distraught mother.

According to local reports she and all the womenfolk of the area's 100 villages are planning to corrall the sicko pervs and give them a traditional twist on the notorious Lorena Bobbit technique.

Ayatollah Khomenei was a right old bastard.

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