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Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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Barry's Lips at Center of New Pussy Photo Controversy

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped!

In the now classic "Basic Instinct", a slightly shop worn Sharon Stone had a provocative scene where she spread her legs to the audience and an admiring Police Detective Michael Douglas. The film grossed a Brazilian dollars, and didn't do bad in Italy either.

Britney Spears raised eyebrows and more than a few peckers when she slid out of Paris Hilton's Mercedes at a late night Hollywood Watering Hole with both legs spread wide to a waiting wide angle lens in an effort to prove she really was a good mother.

As an aside, neither were wearing panties or a thong, and allegedly didn't believe in 5 O'Clock shadows either!

Now the story has emerged from Pissed Off Paparazzi Antonio Zorro, that when he went to develop the Snatz Shots, he found that both unretouched photos were less than appetizing.

According to the Photog, Stone had way too much lip gloss in the wrong shade, and her Pussy Lips were rather thin and unwelcoming. "Great Pussies need to be slightly puffy to be attractive," Zorro said, " and Sharon's were definitely thin lipped and exposed her uncapped teeth."

On the other hand, Zorro continued, " Ms. Spears lips were way too floppy, and quite frankly, grossly unappealing...something had to be done!"

According to the Pussy Provocateur, he retired to his photo lab and poured over tons of celebrity lips, finally settling on Angelina Joilie's puckered pouters.

"She has great lips," Zorro beamed, " I don't care if they're natural or not, they reallly do something for me!"

Zorro said that with current photo programs it was a simple matter to take Angelina's lucious lips and pixel by pixel transfer them to the nether regions of Sharon and Britney...."Voila....two great pussies were born!" he exclaimed.

The expose now has caused the possibility of extensive law suits, and Presidential Counsel Greg Craig says he is considering a Federal Lawsuit to be prosecuted by Attorney General Eric Holder, against the photographer.

"We've had NASA look at those Pussies in great detail and expanded resolution...there is no doubt in my mind that this scumbag stole the use of Barry's Lips to enrich himself without seeking permission! He's going to pay for that!"

Antonio, who is from the EU and is here on a work visa said he wasn't intimidated. " You tell that C*****Face to bring it on...we'll just see who the real Pussy is here!"

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