BUCKINGHAM PALACE, England - The Queen sent me an email with some stunning news today. The story follows. I'm keeping some of the intimate details secret.
After spending several hours in the Queen's boudoir, President Obama has traded in his American teleprompter for the English model.
The Queen has indicated that she will have Obama conduct a Requiem Mass for the Dollar that is to be declared dead on April 2. All world currencies will be declared dead. All debts will be repudiated.
Ownership of all resources will go directly to the UN.
It seems world leaders, working secretly behind the scenes, have determined that money itself is obsolete. What people really need is to be told what to do. And they need to be disciplined if they do not do it.
That is why all humans will be fitted with micro-chips that will tell them what to do and inflict excruciating pain when they fail, or deliver a final painful death.
Obama will have the task of selling this on April 2, when he addresses the G20. He will be preaching to the choir.