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Sunday, 29 March 2009

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The incest nutter pukeometer has risen sharply with news of this latest arrest

Tolima Province, Colombia - (Reuterus & Lurid Ass Mess): The Fritzl hostage incest syndrome has spread to Colombia where police have arrested a 69 year-old man accused of fathering eleven children by his daughter.

Arcedio Alvarez, dubbed the Monster of Mariquita, easily out-nasties Dungeonmaster of Amstetten Joseph Fritzl a Tolima Province court was told this week.

"He told his nine year-old daughter he was just doing 'God's work, Your Honor," prosecutors told the Judge who heard how three of the eleven children Alvarez had fathered died in infancy.

Numerically Alvarez is deemed worse than Austriann incest nuttter Fritzl whose own tally of seven children and one infanticide seems a little light compared with Alvarez's tally.

Last week yet another Fritzl-style kindred spirit was arrested in the Roman Catacombs along with his son and accused of a 25 year incest rampage on hhis daughter.

Michele Mongelli, 69, denies any impropriety and claims all acts, including imprisonment, were highly consensual.

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